This happened last night while driving :
I had my window cracked open because i was smoking in my car and we were stopped at a red light. Two mouth breathers in a blue Honda Civic started yelling: “I LOVE YOUR TITS!”
Because they were so noticeable in my three layers of winter clothing and my scarf whilst I am behind the wheel of my car… Right. You like that I have tits and you could hypothetically look at them, because that’s why they’re there – AMIRITE??!
I cranked up the metal, flipped them off and drove away.
Location: Edmonton, Alberta